Well, I’m not the kind to kiss-and-tell but I’ve been seen with Farah. I’ve never been with anything less than a nine, so fine. I’ve been on fire with Sally Fields, gone fast with a girl named Bo, but somehow they just don’t end up as mine. It’s a death-defied life I lead, I take my chances. I die for a living in the movies and TV. But the hardest thing I ever do is watch my leading ladies kiss some other guy while I’m bandaging my knee. I might fall from a tall building, I might roll a brand new car, ‚cause I’m the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star. I’ve never spent much time in school but I taught ladies plenty. It’s true, I hire my body out for pay, hey hey. I’ve gotten burnt over Sheryl Tiegs, blown up for Raquel Welsh but when I end up in the hay, it’s only hay, hey hey. I might jump an open drawbridge or Tarzan from a vine, ‚cause I’m the unknown stuntman that makes Eastwood look so fine. They’ll never make me president but I’ve got the best first ladies. Some days I’ve got ‚em as far as the eye can see. A morning dive with Jackie Smith, I crash in the night with Cheryl, but in the end they never stay with me. And I might fall from a tall building so Burt Reynolds don’t get hurt, I might leap a mighty canyon so he can kiss and flirt. While that smoth talker’s kissin‘ my girl I’m just kissin‘ dirt. Yes, I’m the lonely stuntman that made a lover out of Burt.
Well, I’m not the kind to kiss-and-tell but I’ve been seen with Farah. I’ve never been with anything less than a nine, so fine. I’ve been on fire with Sally Fields, gone fast with a girl named Bo, but somehow they just don’t end up as mine. It’s a death-defied life I lead, I take my chances. I die for a living in the movies and TV. But the hardest thing I ever do is watch my leading ladies kiss some other guy while I’m bandaging my knee. I might fall from a tall building, I might roll a brand new car, ‚cause I’m the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star. I’ve never spent much time in school but I taught ladies plenty. It’s true, I hire my body out for pay, hey hey. I’ve gotten burnt over Sheryl Tiegs, blown up for Raquel Welsh but when I end up in the hay, it’s only hay, hey hey. I might jump an open drawbridge or Tarzan from a vine, ‚cause I’m the unknown stuntman that makes Eastwood look so fine. They’ll never make me president but I’ve got the best first ladies. Some days I’ve got ‚em as far as the eye can see. A morning dive with Jackie Smith, I crash in the night with Cheryl, but in the end they never stay with me. And I might fall from a tall building so Burt Reynolds don’t get hurt, I might leap a mighty canyon so he can kiss and flirt. While that smoth talker’s kissin‘ my girl I’m just kissin‘ dirt. Yes, I’m the lonely stuntman that made a lover out of Burt.
Well, I’m not the kind to kiss-and-tell but I’ve been seen with Farah. I’ve never been with anything less than a nine, so fine. I’ve been on fire with Sally Fields, gone fast with a girl named Bo, but somehow they just don’t end up as mine. It’s a death-defied life I lead, I take my chances. I die for a living in the movies and TV. But the hardest thing I ever do is watch my leading ladies kiss some other guy while I’m bandaging my knee. I might fall from a tall building, I might roll a brand new car, ‚cause I’m the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star. I’ve never spent much time in school but I taught ladies plenty. It’s true, I hire my body out for pay, hey hey. I’ve gotten burnt over Sheryl Tiegs, blown up for Raquel Welsh but when I end up in the hay, it’s only hay, hey hey. I might jump an open drawbridge or Tarzan from a vine, ‚cause I’m the unknown stuntman that makes Eastwood look so fine. They’ll never make me president but I’ve got the best first ladies. Some days I’ve got ‚em as far as the eye can see. A morning dive with Jackie Smith, I crash in the night with Cheryl, but in the end they never stay with me. And I might fall from a tall building so Burt Reynolds don’t get hurt, I might leap a mighty canyon so he can kiss and flirt. While that smoth talker’s kissin‘ my girl I’m just kissin‘ dirt. Yes, I’m the lonely stuntman that made a lover out of Burt.
Well, I’m not the kind to kiss-and-tell but I’ve been seen with Farah. I’ve never been with anything less than a nine, so fine. I’ve been on fire with Sally Fields, gone fast with a girl named Bo, but somehow they just don’t end up as mine. It’s a death-defied life I lead, I take my chances. I die for a living in the movies and TV. But the hardest thing I ever do is watch my leading ladies kiss some other guy while I’m bandaging my knee. I might fall from a tall building, I might roll a brand new car, ‚cause I’m the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star. I’ve never spent much time in school but I taught ladies plenty. It’s true, I hire my body out for pay, hey hey. I’ve gotten burnt over Sheryl Tiegs, blown up for Raquel Welsh but when I end up in the hay, it’s only hay, hey hey. I might jump an open drawbridge or Tarzan from a vine, ‚cause I’m the unknown stuntman that makes Eastwood look so fine. They’ll never make me president but I’ve got the best first ladies. Some days I’ve got ‚em as far as the eye can see. A morning dive with Jackie Smith, I crash in the night with Cheryl, but in the end they never stay with me. And I might fall from a tall building so Burt Reynolds don’t get hurt, I might leap a mighty canyon so he can kiss and flirt. While that smoth talker’s kissin‘ my girl I’m just kissin‘ dirt. Yes, I’m the lonely stuntman that made a lover out of Burt.